This number is awesomely high! Now to just find one of them…
End of the day, they’d be my partner, and I would have fallen in love with them. Why should who they are physically change that? Isn’t personality the most important thing?…
Remember kids, when running through the woods, always bring a parkour buddy! Together you’ll be able to overcome rocks, loose soil, branches, and the occasional log. Oh, and don’t forget to bring snacks! Wouldn’t want that new friendship to be put under stress, now would you?
When you and your mom are mad at each other and you’re both at the table, eating dinner.
And she’s like:
And you’re like:
And your dad’s sitting there like:
“Something bad’s coming. I can sense it.”
Not only that, but the cats don’t even come into the kitchen to beg for food!
Sometimes I feel like my mother stopped loving me once I began having my own opinions.
Mhmm… There might be a string of these. Warning. I got Mommy Problems!! (And, solutions I guess?)
After dinner, my mom saw that there were leftovers and began bitching me out for “wasting her food and money”.
I explained (very calmly, i might add) that she had told me to make all of them, and she said that she didn’t remember.
Then a few minutes later she began “explaining”…
Huh. Gee where have I seen this happen before?
ROBOTS OR DINOSAURS?
Hm. Well, I’d have to go with dinosaurs. They don’t require batteries and have a longer play-life.
